Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Grunt Fart Splash

Well, I'm changing a reasonable amount of poopie diapers. I have just forgotten how it was to be holding someone who's throwing oatmeal out their backside.

She farts from time to time, but that's a pretty obvious one. She just farts. Or maybe grunts and farts.

But it's the grunt, followed by the fart, followed by the wet splashy impact in the diaper, that's the real indication of a special fwesh pwesent for Daddie (as Mommie calls them sometimes).

And after a couple of those grunt fart splashes that I get up to change her.

And is there anything more special in the world than picking up a freshly diapered baby, and holding the baby close, and having her grunt fart splash right then and there?

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